Here's a small exert from my initial conversation with Mr. Mellencamp:
COUGAR: HEY MAN, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
ME: SURE.
COUGAR: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT F--KING BEARD, MAN? ARE YOU AMISH?
ME: NAH...
COUGAR: SO WHY'D YOU DO IT?
ME: I GAVE UP DATING WOMEN A WHILE BACK.
COUGAR: HAHA... I KNEW IT HAD TO BE GIRL RELATED!
Later that day, John told me that I HAD to shave it. I told him that I liked it too much and I'd feel naked without it. He then asked the rest of the folks in the motorhome (including his hot supermodel wife) if they thought I should shave it. The all agreed in unison and were getting a bit millitant with their persuasion tactics. I eventually broke and agreed. John's personal stylist ($6,000/day stylist) demanded that she help get rid of the beard. Not only that, but she offered to give me a 'Coldplay' haircut at no additional charge. John and his entourage were all incredibly friendly people. Here are a few pictures (before & afters) of the beard, also some pictures with me and his smoking hot wife.




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